Hey-oh, Kaplowitz #3 here! I'm still keeping my name and gender under wraps, but I figured it's never too early to put myself out there. Mom and pops promised me that I would get my Twitter account up and running soon, so that people could keep track of my fetal thoughts. Not much going on in here, so I figure 140 letters at a time should be enough. I just hope I don't get in trouble with future employers for putting naked pictures of myself on the internet:

I figure by the time I cross that bridge, every employer will be naked on the internet and it won't matter. In any event, I'll be seeing y'all in December. Could ya do me a favor in the meantime and pass some global warming legislation so the planet will be livable when I graduate college?

Thx,

Kaplowitz #3

Media consolidation is inevitable. With both Kaplowitz blogs struggling in this economy and another potential Kaplowitz blog on the horizon, it just makes financial sense to combine them. Stay tuned for some actual content; in the meantime, all of the Kaplowitz Klassics are here for your reading pleasure.

Sincerely,
The Editor