So I'm actually starting to read now. Y'know, phonics and all that. This is a huge breakthrough, and it's really opened up my mind to some of the world's great literature:

Dog has on a rag hat indeed...

While I'm at it, here's a portrait I drew of my family in a cross-section of daddy's car:

Yes, I realize it's not very safe driving in a bisected car. But look-- I'm in my carseat in the back, so I'm safe.